You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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