that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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