i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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