i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.