So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.