I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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