Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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