Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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