On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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