who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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