It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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