New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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