Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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