I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
My penis needs a shock collar
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Come on in and take your pants off
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