you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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