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just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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