C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
it glows. i had to have it.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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