I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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