Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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