I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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