just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.