question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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