I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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