I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.