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i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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