super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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