Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
So apparently I’m into choking now
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