Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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