There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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