So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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