I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize