I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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