I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We are all done wearing pants today
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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