i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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