I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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