i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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