those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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