Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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