Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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