I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
