I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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