# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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