Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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