I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.