There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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