Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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