after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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