great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
This is my life. Enjoy the view
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
