I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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