The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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