Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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